SEA hunter

Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water.

As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp(the kind the genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it."POOF" out popped a tired old genie who said...

"OK, so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda. Buthey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now and quitefrankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE wish and then I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one".

The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!"

"Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean into beer.

"Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the head. "NOW we're gonna have to pee in the BOAT!"

Clanova

Good funny story.

Hey imagine what the second guy would have asked for? I mean if the genie gave them both one wish each!!

teodors

Wow....Forget about the peeing in the boat part, but what a life that'd have been!! Just live your life sailing over beer, without having any worries of the rest of the world, no worries of earning, no worries at all, just resting there drinking beer through the rest of the life!!

Cuda66

But how long do they have to live?

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piranha

Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales.

What do sardines call submarines?
Cans full of people

SEA hunter

I found it very interested the first time i came across it so had to share!